Telstra Sucks by Heath Higgins by HeathH737, literature
Literature
Telstra Sucks by Heath Higgins
I want to get this off my chest,
But it might result in my arrest.
Telstra sucks! Telstra sucks!
All they want is a trillion bucks.
Customer service does not exist,
It makes you want to cut your wrist.
They put you on hold,
They like to make you feel old.
Their prices are ridiculous,
But the slow and poor service is conspicuous.
Telstra Sucks by Heath Higgins by HeathH737, literature
Literature
Telstra Sucks by Heath Higgins
I want to get this off my chest,
But it might result in my arrest.
Telstra sucks! Telstra sucks!
All they want is a trillion bucks.
Customer service does not exist,
It makes you want to cut your wrist.
They put you on hold,
They like to make you feel old.
Their prices are ridiculous,
But the slow and poor service is conspicuous.
Name (last, first): Svetlana
Nickname(s): Svet, Blondie
Age: 17
Species: Shape shifter
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Birthday: 13/August
Life Story: She was found on the doorstep of Shakhlin gymnastics school (named after Boris Shakhlin), with nothing but her blanket, a letter and a necklace with a round pendant that had a strange symbol on one side and two letters on the other, A and M. She got to keep her blanket and necklace but the letter was never shown to her, but she was only told that it had contained her first name (which her parents had decided before she was left there), and her date of birth. She was only one